Hot Gun Spy has been called away for a secret adventure within the heart of darkness. He will be unable to access the internet because the heart of darkness is quite simply still in the dark ages. He will be away until at least the beginning of the New Year. However, he will still be discussing politics with a small tape recorder that he calls Alan 400. Perhaps, Alan 400 will have some caveats to share with you at a later date. Still, Hot Gun Spy has warned that the heart of darkness has brutally high temperatures and that Alan 400 may be plagued with HGS's delerious rantings from the heat. So, you have been warned.
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Hot Gun Spy might never return from this heart of darkness. Certainly no agent has ever returned unchanged from the heart of darkness, and most do not return at all. Most opt to go crazy from the heat allowing the heart of darkness cheerleaders to have their way with them. Perhaps, HGS will find that this new, albeit smelly environment suits him best. Then, well then, you will just have to search out the mysterious confines of Alan 400 (assuming HGS sends him back)for clues pertaining to the precise whererabouts of Hot Gun Spy.